Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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