im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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