names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall