ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.