peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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