I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Is Oprah even human