I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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