I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i dont even know how to be here
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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