my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Alive.
So much puke
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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