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(706): View more from Georgia

My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday

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(204): View more from Manitoba

We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.

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(415): View more from California

Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends

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(614): View more from Ohio

stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!

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(216): View more from Ohio

You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor

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(563): View more from Iowa

dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes

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