I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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