you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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