there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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