BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
whose parrot is this?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
These tits shall not be calmed
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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