4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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