I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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