this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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