I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Randomize
