i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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