Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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