When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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