So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
vagina is talking i cant
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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