just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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