She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
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he puts the penis in happiness.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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