I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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