Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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