So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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