Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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