Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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