Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
