I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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