So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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