Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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