Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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