Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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