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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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