Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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