so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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