We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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