Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
