I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
