I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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