I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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