Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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