HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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