yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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