his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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