I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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