i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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