I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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