U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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