We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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