We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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