Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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