i don't like sucking hair
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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