just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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