it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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