I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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