I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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