everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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