my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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