I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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